Lyrics
by Alan
Copyrighted
1985 by Alan Arkley
All
Rights Reserved
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Dedicated
with many thanks to
Everyone
involved in this effort
Down
in old
A
mongrel with one ear ambles in
the square.
A
bottle of tequila sits empty
on a chair;
One
dead hen and a shoe make a
handsome pair.
But
there's no one there
To
usher in the coming
Or
to ward off the beast;
No
sinner, no saint,
No
dreamer, no priest.
The
sun is a vacant eye staring
from above,
And
locked in the cathedral is the
Festival of Love...
The
Festival came here three
months ago;
The
mariachi's played and put on a
show.
Then
they entered the church with
the children in tow,
And
left the place to God and one
black crow.
Now
there's no one there
To
usher in the coming
Or
to ward off the beast;
No
sinner, no saint,
No
dreamer, no priest.
The
sun is a vacant eye staring
from above,
And
locked in the cathedral is the
Festival of Love...
In
a many colored cape and a suit
of white
The
stranger gave the mongrel a
dreadful fright;
The
dog barked twice and decided
not to fight,
As
the stranger prayed, then
dissolved in light.
Now
there's no one there
To
usher in the coming
Or
to ward off the beast;
No
sinner, no saint,
No
dreamer, no priest.
The
sun is a vacant eye staring
from above,
And
locked in the cathedral is the
Festival of Love...
Locked
in the cathedral is the
Festival of Love,
Locked
in the cathedral is the
Festival of Love,
Locked
in the cathedral is the
Festival of Love…
My
rock garden is looking pretty fine.
I've
watered it with a thousand tears,
I've
planted rocks,
Raked
and weeded,
For
thirty-five long years.
I
show my rock garden to all my dearest friends.
We
sit and drink fine lemon tea,
From
china cups,
With
sugar lumps,
Two
for them, and one for me.
My
rock garden has a bristle-cone pine.
Its
trunk is like an old dry bone;
It's
still alive,
Standing
in a corner,
Looking
very much alone.
But
there's one anomaly
In
this loveliness so stark;
It
sprouted in the center,
It
started as a lark...
It
waves in the breeze,
Gently
as if lazy;
It's
touched with blue,
This
mad, purple daisy...
My
rock garden looks a little strange.
I
say I'll pull that daisy up,
Only
to go
And
water it
With
a broken loving cup.
It's
a remnant of the past,
It
sprouted in the middle
Of
geometry so perfect
That
it hurt me just a little...
It
grew there in the hour
That
I fell for you,
This
brave, purple daisy
With
just a hint of blue...
Soon
I'll let my rock garden go to weed.
I'll
let the grass climb three feet deep;
And
one warm
Summer's
afternoon
I'll
sing myself to sleep...
We
met one night on
You
brought us drinks for two;
The
street-lights through the window
Made
the night seem blue...
You
spoke of your one go-round,
How
she left you all alone;
How
you passed on self-pity,
Though
you made your heart a stone...
But
then your hand flew to your hair,
And
made a gesture in the air,
You
sat back deep in your chair,
And
though your eyes were older and sadder,
You
said as if you meant it, nothing really matters...
I
went home dissatisfied
With
time enough to think;
I
thought of what was said,
Thinking,
"There's a missing link."
I
saw a bit of me in you,
And
how I had been cut;
How
when I couldn't enter
I
had locked the door completely shut.
We
met at times in
I
thought I got to you;
It
was over reading fortunes
That
I told you the news...
But
you were sad and getting sadder,
And
I finally admitted that nothing really matters...
'Cause,
babe, your hand flew to your hair,
And
made a gesture in the air,
You
sat back deep in your chair,
And
though your eyes were older and sadder,
You
said as if you meant it, nothing really matters...
Musician,
poet, man of letters,
He
don't think too much of his betters.
Cut
the joker, spin that wheel again…
Lover,
laugher, opinion hater,
If
you don't know, said, "I'll see you later."
Cut
the joker, spin that wheel again…
Shriner,
dullard, fool and saint,
Don't
give a damn about what ain't.
Cut
the joker, spin that wheel again…
Chased
that woman everywhere,
Ended
up being in her hair.
Cut
the joker, spin that wheel again…
Topper,
masher, storywriter,
Discovered
he was not a fighter.
Cut
the joker, spin that wheel again…
Six-foot-tall,
long and lean,
Don't
watch out, the man turns mean.
Cut
the joker, spin that wheel again…
Giver,
taker, contradiction,
No
one comes into his kitchen.
Cut
the joker, spin that wheel again…
He's
dumb, he's crazy, he's clearly touched,
This
damn sinner knows too much.
Cut
the joker, spin that wheel again…
But
when he's feelin' blue,
He'll
be glad to sing for you.
Cut
the joker, spin that wheel again…
Death
defier, suicide,
Said,
"It'll be fine on the other side."
Cut
the joker, spin that wheel again…
Spin
that wheel again,
Spin
that wheel again…
Spin
that wheel again,
Spin
that wheel again,
Spin
that wheel again…
What
do you want from me?
And
what's the sum of two and three?
And
what can I give to you
If
you don't want me to?
Don't
tell me you don't know.
Lace
and leather isn't slow…
It's
as plain as red lipstick.
It's
as simple as arithmetic…
And
what would happen if I said hello?
And
what divides by zero?
And
what's the meaning of the word
That
no one's ever heard?
Don't
tell me you don't know.
Studded
leather isn't slow…
It's
as obvious as getting sick.
It's
as simple as arithmetic…
And
what's all this mystery
About
the art of being free?
And
what does love encumber?
And
what's your number?
Don't
tell me you don't know.
Scarlet
leather isn't slow…
It's
as plain as a diamond stick.
It's
as simple as arithmetic…
Don't
tell me you don't know.
Yellow
It's
as plain as a three-note lick.
It's
as simple as arithmetic…
Don't
tell me you don't know.
Don't
tell me you don't know.
Don't
tell me you don't know.
Don't
tell me you…don't know…
It
was a difficult age,
The
lines were all filled;
In
a distant country
Kids
were being killed.
There
were contracts out
For
obscure crimes;
They
said it was a shame,
A
sign of the times ...
I
remember back then I had a friend or two,
Who
settled with a woman out on The Avenues ...
There
were a million voices
That
put the thing down;
They
didn't see any joy
In
the bourgeois town.
I
knew I had to run
Just
to make it through,
But
now I take walks
Out
on The Avenues ...
Maybe
I'm lost
And
have got the thing all wrong,
But
I keep trying to write
A
popular song.
Couples
fight and claw, words 'been over used,
To
tell about the hell out on The Avenues...
There
are a million singles
Sitting
in bars,
Thinking
about their parents
And
cursing their stars.
The
country's gone stiff
And
the war isn't through,
And
I take walks
Out
on The Avenues...
A11
these years
And
I'm alone even still;
I
stare at the sun
In
chipped window sills...
I'm
not a bad man, and I've been thinking about you;
Walk
with me out on The Avenues...
Your
sad, grey hotel
Has
become a living hell.
Your
Eskimos and March Hares
Have
worn my courage bare.
The
plumbing screams,
The
heating's failed;
My
rug is brown,
My
heart has quailed…
I
am leaving you here,
For
a home by the sea,
Where
the west burns
At
I'm
handing in the key
To
this broken lock…
Your
lost strangers home
Is
as barren as a stone.
I've
eaten of your bread
Hard
as Marble Head.
The
worn stairs,
The
leaking rain,
Have
drowned my heart
In
useless pain...
I
am leaving you here,
For
a home by the sea,
Where
the west burns
At
I'm
handing in the key
To
this broken lock…
When
you take a man's hand
And
wear his wedding band,
You
live what he's chosen,
Even
if he's half-frozen.
The
winter's chill,
The
summer's swell:
Oh,
I must leave
Your
sad hotel…
I
am leaving you here,
For
a home by the sea,
Where
the west burns
At
I'm
handing in the key
To
this broken home…
I
was standing at the bar,
Staring
at your hair,
Thinking
of my stars,
And
wanting a deal that's fair.
I
haven't struck the vein
Where
they say there's gold,
But
I liked the sound of the rain
And
the story that you told…
Then
a man walked in,
And
you whispered, "He's a friend"…
But
there was a light in your eyes,
And
I knew it was the end,
Yes,
when he walked in
I
knew the circus would begin:
Excuses
and smiles,
And
all the while
I'm
standing here
Getting
old…
It's
like I've been told:
There's
a phrase that's synonymous:
Three
Anonymous…
You'll
have to excuse me now,
But
I want to get back home.
It's
been a hard day anyhow,
I
just want to be alone.
It's
the Luck of the Irish,
I've
got my latch key.
When
you get to wish,
Think
twice about me.
Yes,
when he walked in
I
knew the circus would begin:
Excuses
and smiles,
And
all the while
I'm
standing here
Getting
old…
It's
like I've been told:
There's
a phrase that's synonymous:
Three
Anonymous…
I've
been through this scene
So
many times before;
If
this is what romance is
I
don't want any more…
It's
tough making
Big
time dreams,
Rock
fantasies
Loose
at the seams.
You
get a bit frayed
When
you aim this high.
On
what I collect
I
barely get by.
I
play pretty well,
Can
scan a line;
Can
bend a note,
Can
use a C-nine.
Still,
you know,
I'm
getting stung;
Though
I once knew a guy
Who
had played with
Tonight
they let me play on the ward.
A
maniac rattled his sword.
Some
fat dyke with hair painted green
Played
out of time on a tambourine…
You
can hardly strum
On
Thorazine;
It
makes you dumb,
Like
you want to scream.
It's
hard, you know,
To
sing with this tongue;
Though
I once knew a guy
Who
had played with
Drugs,
they said,
Expand
your mind.
My
head's grown to fit
This
heart-ache of mine.
A
player came here
Who
had actually swung.
Said
he knew a guy
Who
had played with
Tonight
they let me play on the ward.
A
maniac rattled his sword.
Some
fat dyke with hair painted green
Played
out of time on a tambourine…
Tonight
they let me play on the ward.
A
maniac rattled his sword.
Some
fat dyke with hair painted green
Played
out of time on a tambourine…
The
preacher says, there'll be a fire next time,
That
we've already seen the signs
Of
the end of humankind.
The
preacher says, there'll be a rain of flame,
That
each man who's not to blame
Will
rise to take his name.
But
when I - - I - I - I - - look into the children's eyes,
I
realize a hope of man will never die ...
It's
going to be a Baptism of Fire.
The
love in our hearts will take us higher and higher.
It's
going to be a brand new start.
It
will be the birth of the heart.
It's
going to be a Baptism of Fire.
We
will go on even though we tire…
The
preacher says, we will see his face,
That
there will be a saving grace
If
we keep to his pace.
The
preacher says, that for
The
bad will go to the lake
For
the love of a snake.
But
when I - - I - I - I - - look into the children's eyes,
I
realize a hope of man will never die ...
It's
going to be a Baptism of Fire.
The
love in our hearts will take us higher and higher.
It's
going to be a brand new start.
It
will be the birth of the heart.
It's
going to be a Baptism of Fire.
We
will go on even though we tire…
It's
going to be a Baptism of Fire.
The
love in our hearts will take us higher and higher.
It's
going to be a brand new start.
It
will be the birth of the heart.
It's
going to be a Baptism of Fire.
We
will go on even though we tire…
Even
though we tire…
Once
there was a pig named
Though
pig,
he was blissfully unaware
that
even the Society of Odd Fellows
considered
him a threat to
societal
norms. He had cultivated
a
flippant manner that exposed the
pretensions
of those around him:
he
made charm appear as if it were
a
kind of quadrille of civilized
manipulation,
and he made avarice
seem
absurd. Only one thing could
penetrate
of
cynicism in the face of what
appeared
to him--in his confusion--
to
be the fakery and folly of
almost
everyone around him: the
word
"bacon.'' This brief, five-
lettered
word was enough t o make
became
obsessed with the word
"bacon";
he meditated on its
implications
day and night. And,
lo,
all who knew of him rejoiced,
for
this pig--once an anarchist in
a
world grown increasingly organized
and
corporate--had begun to reach out
to
the community of God's children
in
the most touching manner. But
something
went wrong, terribly
wrong.
One day when
begun
t o make major inroads on a
life
of normalcy, he was walking
past
the farmer's parlor window
and
overheard a talk-show guest
on
the radio that was playing
there.
The guest declared that
bacon
was so high in saturated
fats
that it was unfit to be consumed
except
in the most minute quantities.
Within
an hour, poor maladjusted
role
of spoiler and iconoclast,
and
he has remained hopelessly
neurotic ever since ...