Lyrics by Alan
Arkley

Copyrighted 1985 by Alan Arkley

All Rights Reserved

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Dedicated with many thanks to

Everyone involved in this effort


 

The Festival of Love

 

Down in old Sonora , the market-place is bare;

A mongrel with one ear ambles in the square.

A bottle of tequila sits empty on a chair;

One dead hen and a shoe make a handsome pair.

 

But there's no one there

To usher in the coming

Or to ward off the beast;

No sinner, no saint,

No dreamer, no priest.

The sun is a vacant eye staring from above,

And locked in the cathedral is the Festival of Love...

 

The Festival came here three months ago;

The mariachi's played and put on a show.

Then they entered the church with the children in tow,

And left the place to God and one black crow.

 

Now there's no one there

To usher in the coming

Or to ward off the beast;

No sinner, no saint,

No dreamer, no priest.

The sun is a vacant eye staring from above,

And locked in the cathedral is the Festival of Love...

 

In a many colored cape and a suit of white

The stranger gave the mongrel a dreadful fright;

The dog barked twice and decided not to fight,

As the stranger prayed, then dissolved in light.

 

Now there's no one there

To usher in the coming

Or to ward off the beast;

No sinner, no saint,

No dreamer, no priest.

The sun is a vacant eye staring from above,

And locked in the cathedral is the Festival of Love...

Locked in the cathedral is the Festival of Love,

Locked in the cathedral is the Festival of Love,

Locked in the cathedral is the Festival of Love…

 


 

My Rock Garden

 

My rock garden is looking pretty fine.

I've watered it with a thousand tears,

I've planted rocks,

Raked and weeded,

For thirty-five long years.

 

I show my rock garden to all my dearest friends.

We sit and drink fine lemon tea,

From china cups,

With sugar lumps,

Two for them, and one for me.

 

My rock garden has a bristle-cone pine.

Its trunk is like an old dry bone;

It's still alive,

Standing in a corner,

Looking very much alone.

 

But there's one anomaly

In this loveliness so stark;

It sprouted in the center,

It started as a lark...

It waves in the breeze,

Gently as if lazy;

It's touched with blue,

This mad, purple daisy...

 

My rock garden looks a little strange.

I say I'll pull that daisy up,

Only to go

And water it

With a broken loving cup.

 

It's a remnant of the past,

It sprouted in the middle

Of geometry so perfect

That it hurt me just a little...

It grew there in the hour

That I fell for you,

This brave, purple daisy

With just a hint of blue...

 

Soon I'll let my rock garden go to weed.

I'll let the grass climb three feet deep;

And one warm

Summer's afternoon

I'll sing myself to sleep...


 

Nothing Matters

 

We met one night on Fillmore Street ,

You brought us drinks for two;

The street-lights through the window

Made the night seem blue...

 

You spoke of your one go-round,

How she left you all alone;

How you passed on self-pity,

Though you made your heart a stone...

 

But then your hand flew to your hair,

And made a gesture in the air,

You sat back deep in your chair,

And though your eyes were older and sadder,

You said as if you meant it, nothing really matters...

 

I went home dissatisfied

With time enough to think;

I thought of what was said,

Thinking, "There's a missing link."

 

I saw a bit of me in you,

And how I had been cut;

How when I couldn't enter

I had locked the door completely shut.

 

We met at times in Chinatown ,

I thought I got to you;

It was over reading fortunes

That I told you the news...

 

But you were sad and getting sadder,

And I finally admitted that nothing really matters...

 

'Cause, babe, your hand flew to your hair,

And made a gesture in the air,

You sat back deep in your chair,

And though your eyes were older and sadder,

You said as if you meant it, nothing really matters...


 

Spin That Wheel

 

Musician, poet, man of letters,

He don't think too much of his betters.

Cut the joker, spin that wheel again…

 

Lover, laugher, opinion hater,

If you don't know, said, "I'll see you later."

Cut the joker, spin that wheel again…

 

Shriner, dullard, fool and saint,

Don't give a damn about what ain't.

Cut the joker, spin that wheel again…

 

Chased that woman everywhere,

Ended up being in her hair.

Cut the joker, spin that wheel again…

 

Topper, masher, storywriter,

Discovered he was not a fighter.

Cut the joker, spin that wheel again…

 

Six-foot-tall, long and lean,

Don't watch out, the man turns mean.

Cut the joker, spin that wheel again…

 

Giver, taker, contradiction,

No one comes into his kitchen.

Cut the joker, spin that wheel again…

 

He's dumb, he's crazy, he's clearly touched,

This damn sinner knows too much.

Cut the joker, spin that wheel again…

 

But when he's feelin' blue,

He'll be glad to sing for you.

Cut the joker, spin that wheel again…

 

Death defier, suicide,

Said, "It'll be fine on the other side."

Cut the joker, spin that wheel again…

Spin that wheel again,

Spin that wheel again…

 

Spin that wheel again,

Spin that wheel again,

Spin that wheel again…


 

Arithmetic

 

What do you want from me?

And what's the sum of two and three?

And what can I give to you

If you don't want me to?

 

Don't tell me you don't know.

Lace and leather isn't slow…

It's as plain as red lipstick.

It's as simple as arithmetic…

 

And what would happen if I said hello?

And what divides by zero?

And what's the meaning of the word

That no one's ever heard?

 

Don't tell me you don't know.

Studded leather isn't slow…

It's as obvious as getting sick.

It's as simple as arithmetic…

 

And what's all this mystery

About the art of being free?

And what does love encumber?

And what's your number?

 

Don't tell me you don't know.

Scarlet leather isn't slow…

It's as plain as a diamond stick.

It's as simple as arithmetic…

 

Don't tell me you don't know.

Yellow Doris isn't slow…

It's as plain as a three-note lick.

It's as simple as arithmetic…

 

Don't tell me you don't know.

Don't tell me you don't know.

Don't tell me you don't know.

Don't tell me you…don't know…


 

The Avenues

 

It was a difficult age,

The lines were all filled;

In a distant country

Kids were being killed.

There were contracts out

For obscure crimes;

They said it was a shame,

A sign of the times ...

I remember back then I had a friend or two,

Who settled with a woman out on The Avenues ...

 

There were a million voices

That put the thing down;

They didn't see any joy

In the bourgeois town.

I knew I had to run

Just to make it through,

But now I take walks

Out on The Avenues ...

 

Maybe I'm lost

And have got the thing all wrong,

But I keep trying to write

A popular song.

Couples fight and claw, words 'been over used,

To tell about the hell out on The Avenues...

 

There are a million singles

Sitting in bars,

Thinking about their parents

And cursing their stars.

The country's gone stiff

And the war isn't through,

And I take walks

Out on The Avenues...

 

A11 these years

And I'm alone even still;

I stare at the sun

In chipped window sills...

I'm not a bad man, and I've been thinking about you;

Walk with me out on The Avenues...


 

The Sad Hotel

 

Your sad, grey hotel

Has become a living hell.

Your Eskimos and March Hares

Have worn my courage bare.

The plumbing screams,

The heating's failed;

My rug is brown,

My heart has quailed…

 

I am leaving you here,

For a home by the sea,

Where the west burns

At nine o'clock .

I'm handing in the key

To this broken lock…

 

Your lost strangers home

Is as barren as a stone.

I've eaten of your bread

Hard as Marble Head.

The worn stairs,

The leaking rain,

Have drowned my heart

In useless pain...

 

I am leaving you here,

For a home by the sea,

Where the west burns

At nine o'clock .

I'm handing in the key

To this broken lock…

 

When you take a man's hand

And wear his wedding band,

You live what he's chosen,

Even if he's half-frozen.

The winter's chill,

The summer's swell:

Oh, I must leave

Your sad hotel…

 

I am leaving you here,

For a home by the sea,

Where the west burns

At nine o'clock .

I'm handing in the key

To this broken home…


 

Three Anonymous

 

I was standing at the bar,

Staring at your hair,

Thinking of my stars,

And wanting a deal that's fair.

I haven't struck the vein

Where they say there's gold,

But I liked the sound of the rain

And the story that you told…

 

Then a man walked in,

And you whispered, "He's a friend"…

But there was a light in your eyes,

And I knew it was the end,

 

Yes, when he walked in

I knew the circus would begin:

Excuses and smiles,

And all the while

I'm standing here

Getting old…

It's like I've been told:

There's a phrase that's synonymous:

Three Anonymous…

 

You'll have to excuse me now,

But I want to get back home.

It's been a hard day anyhow,

I just want to be alone.

It's the Luck of the Irish,

I've got my latch key.

When you get to wish,

Think twice about me.

 

Yes, when he walked in

I knew the circus would begin:

Excuses and smiles,

And all the while

I'm standing here

Getting old…

It's like I've been told:

There's a phrase that's synonymous:

Three Anonymous…

 

I've been through this scene

So many times before;

If this is what romance is

I don't want any more…


Ward 9

 

It's tough making

Big time dreams,

Rock fantasies

Loose at the seams.

You get a bit frayed

When you aim this high.

On what I collect

I barely get by.

 

I play pretty well,

Can scan a line;

Can bend a note,

Can use a C-nine.

Still, you know,

I'm getting stung;

Though I once knew a guy

Who had played with Neil Young ...

 

Tonight they let me play on the ward.

A maniac rattled his sword.

Some fat dyke with hair painted green

Played out of time on a tambourine…

 

You can hardly strum

On Thorazine;

It makes you dumb,

Like you want to scream.

It's hard, you know,

To sing with this tongue;

Though I once knew a guy

Who had played with Neil Young ...

 

Drugs, they said,

Expand your mind.

My head's grown to fit

This heart-ache of mine.

A player came here

Who had actually swung.

Said he knew a guy

Who had played with Neil Young .

 

Tonight they let me play on the ward.

A maniac rattled his sword.

Some fat dyke with hair painted green

Played out of time on a tambourine…

 

Tonight they let me play on the ward.

A maniac rattled his sword.

Some fat dyke with hair painted green

Played out of time on a tambourine…


 

Baptism of Fire

 

The preacher says, there'll be a fire next time,

That we've already seen the signs

Of the end of humankind.

 

The preacher says, there'll be a rain of flame,

That each man who's not to blame

Will rise to take his name.

 

But when I - - I - I - I - - look into the children's eyes,

I realize a hope of man will never die ...

 

It's going to be a Baptism of Fire.

The love in our hearts will take us higher and higher.

It's going to be a brand new start.

It will be the birth of the heart.

It's going to be a Baptism of Fire.

We will go on even though we tire…

 

The preacher says, we will see his face,

That there will be a saving grace

If we keep to his pace.

 

The preacher says, that for Jesus ' sake,

The bad will go to the lake

For the love of a snake.

 

But when I - - I - I - I - - look into the children's eyes,

I realize a hope of man will never die ...

 

It's going to be a Baptism of Fire.

The love in our hearts will take us higher and higher.

It's going to be a brand new start.

It will be the birth of the heart.

It's going to be a Baptism of Fire.

We will go on even though we tire…

 

It's going to be a Baptism of Fire.

The love in our hearts will take us higher and higher.

It's going to be a brand new start.

It will be the birth of the heart.

It's going to be a Baptism of Fire.

We will go on even though we tire…

 

Even though we tire…


 

A Fable for Grown-Ups

 

Once there was a pig named Wilbur .

Though Wilbur was a very maladjusted

pig, he was blissfully unaware

that even the Society of Odd Fellows

considered him a threat to

societal norms. He had cultivated

a flippant manner that exposed the

pretensions of those around him:

he made charm appear as if it were

a kind of quadrille of civilized

manipulation, and he made avarice

seem absurd. Only one thing could

penetrate Wilbur 's hardened posture

of cynicism in the face of what

appeared to him--in his confusion--

to be the fakery and folly of

almost everyone around him: the

word "bacon.'' This brief, five-

lettered word was enough t o make

Wilbur consider a change. Wilbur

became obsessed with the word

"bacon"; he meditated on its

implications day and night. And,

lo, all who knew of him rejoiced,

for this pig--once an anarchist in

a world grown increasingly organized

and corporate--had begun to reach out

to the community of God's children

in the most touching manner. But

something went wrong, terribly

wrong. One day when Wilbur had

begun t o make major inroads on a

life of normalcy, he was walking

past the farmer's parlor window

and overheard a talk-show guest

on the radio that was playing

there. The guest declared that

bacon was so high in saturated

fats that it was unfit to be consumed

except in the most minute quantities.

Within an hour, poor maladjusted

Wilbur had re-assumed his former

role of spoiler and iconoclast,

and he has remained hopelessly

neurotic ever since ...


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